ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
5HT2A 5
Did it smell like curry?
MaceFaceLOL 8
Who the hell eats curry?
sadistmonkey 19
A lot of people.
5HT2A 5
Lol I saw that the OP was from india hence why I said curry.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Ahaha I didn't see that. But yes I would say people from India eat curry breakfast lunch and dinner. Or some bird covered in a curry like sauce.
moop256 10
Giggity
jengers115 10
It might have been a nervous burp...I'm almost sure he didn't do that on purpose. It could be worse he could have pushed you down a flight a stairs. =)
EG14_fml 8
…why is OP's name ac-hoo if he burped?
DontClickOnMe 28
Probably because OP made their account before they published this FML.
MaceFaceLOL 8
It could be worse...what if this happend "he leaned in to kiss you and he then sneezed and hit his forehead on your nose causing you to have a bloody nose."
badcompany2205 1
Wtf?
silentbutfunny 0
I can tell when im about to burp, decent thing to do is look away. Unless he was thinking she was into that...
CDeCam 9
While kissing does stimulate your body in many ways, I never thought causing you to burp was a common one.
chinozigzag 2
Lol
WCARlover 35
This made me gag
silentbutfunny 0
Giggity
jengers115 10
Do you turn everything into a dirty statement?
silentbutfunny 0
Not everything..... Giggity
MaceFaceLOL 8
Not even a wiggle on that last comment.
moop256 10
This is a rubbish ;)
toenibbler 14
how do you think he felt? embarrassed slightly I would imagine
bubo_fml 11
Did the burp cause your cheeks to blow up like a blow fish?
MaceFaceLOL 8
That's nasty.
Pudagiah 12
AHHAHA I laughed at this.
reaxion 25
Best comment so far. Mental pictures ftw!
LianLover 0
#29 That's hilarious best comment yet!!!!