Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate, and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML
Today, I confidently corrected someone in a group conversation. I was wrong. Very wrong. Everyone stared while Google proved me incorrect in seconds. I nodded and pretended I meant something else. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
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Top comments
pogostick_fml 2
WTF? How does ANYONE spell their own name incorrectly and still get it wrong when checking it over?
Milord_fml 16
never underestimate those little rascals lol
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Comments (118)
Mattyknows 0
Great story; I'd like to have seen the kids reactions, lols at OP I hope! @50 PE teachers are better than others in my opinion - The females are (generally (in my experience)) more attractive and the dudes let me play football all the time. **** yeah.
podrummer9209 0
#52 speaking of attractive teachers... Our home ec sub today was the daughter of a teacher at the high school. Dayum. Anyway, wow @ OP... Sorry, but epic fail.
bjay09 0
get over urself
thatsux94 0
Wow, you guys need to stop flaming you don't know her/him and you're bagging on her/him... I think that she/he didn't mean to upset anybody this much.
Squirrellord911 0
Were you tired? i once had jet lagg and spelled my name completely wrong
Falcon_CRUNCH 7
everyone makes mistakes
ilooklikePG16 0
YOU were! that'd be really embarrassing if it was them that were right
TheMike_fml 0
A mentally challenged person teaching a group of mentally challenged people.......Dear God.
Shyman4ever 0
You may not be mentally challenged but you sure are retarded
bigraws23 0
most Likely you