Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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Top comments
huanita 0
if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!
kaplahworm 0
'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?
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Comments (60)
49thmatador 0
All the good ones are gay. ;~;
CrazyDutch 0
haha
wagonmafia 7
tell him to look for me :-)
pablopoo 7
Fag
MeleMallory 0
He's only gay today? Grammar fail!
cda2090 6
Then become a man
pablopoo 7
Thats hes like that dont u get it chicks?? Every dude that perfect or close to it is gay so quit complaining about it
oakland43 6
wow FYL
kittehkatrawrr 2
Lolololololol damn.
bobbeta30 14
We've all been there ; )
deathchair64 1
No offense but the sentence structure doesn't work