Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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huanita 0
if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!
kaplahworm 0
'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?
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I_Have_Issues 0
Sister, I feel your pain. Been there, done that, don't want to go back. The best advice I can give is to just move on. I know it's hard, but nothing is going to change this situation. Just hope to be friends if you can, and find another incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and inteligent man who happens to be straight. You'll find him.
harry1212 0
because gay love is not true love
hannaj 0
HAHA. me too. it's called Adam lambert <33
GlambertGirl93 0
I agree! I was in denial for the longes time! I was like, "there is no way Adam Lambert is gay". It's just he's so perfect lol But then he said in Rolling Stone that he was gay and I think it made him hotter. Seriously. And the fact that the guys he dates are hot too is amazing haha. So OP, don't worry. We all have our gay love. Though of course, I'll probably never meet mine, but that's not the point! lol Good luck finding a straight man with the same qualities (I heard they actually EXIST! Shocker right?)
AbbyAbyss 5
Or Damien from the House of Night series... /swoon Or is that just me? Okay.
attorco 4
did anyone notice how funnily this was worded? If you take out all the stuff in the middle, the first and last clauses say Today, the guy Ive fallen head over heels for is gay. thats like saying he's gay right now but maybe tomorrow he wont be and he wasnt yesterday. So maybe she just caught him on the wrong day. ;)
pegasii 0
exactly. at least it's only for today!
chocolaholic 0
I know how that is. The one guy I adore and could see myself marrying is gay :(
usaywhatt 0
So get a sex change.
ForeverPancakes 0
ugh that happened to me... it completely sucks.
Randen_fml 0
He probably just said he was gay so you would leave him alone.
jln22 0
I'm sorry :(
myunicornbarfedo 0
obviously. all great men that are smart too are gay.