khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Highlight of the week
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
wowzers0889
New York, United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
College is a scam
The economy blows
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
thatshelpful
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
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Comments (90)
gunman15 4
hey its a good thing you got a new one at the gas station I work at we had the same one for a long time
adamgoesrawr 0
should have got that high school diploma an you might not be working at a gas station
angel55033 12
at least cleaning will be a bit nicer eh
mrmaks18 7
are you saying someone else just started work there how many mop heads do you have there or did you get something to clean the floors with if so how can it suck
destonerock 0
ha.. mine was getting wooden stir stix in my coffee house.. hey were in the same boat buddy. let's be friends..and the first thing we will do is go back to school. so we can get out of this wooden boat and on to yacht.
KYS75 0
KillYoSelf. Real Talk.
PurpleAddict 0
I'm so happy for you ! (note the sarcasm) Get a freaking life.
JazzytheMan 3
Reminds me of the job I had when it was a joy to get not only new mop heads, but freaking floor cleaner as well.
JAY_JITSU 0
I know exactly what you mean we never had floor cleaner or mop heads
birdfreak 24
omg thats like so totally awesome! (all sed in a girly high-pitched voice)
Toramichelle 4
I hear ya lol