khaelian
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Tyler
United States
Highlight of the week
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Heinz
Mississauga, Canada
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
wowzers0889
New York, United States
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
College is a scam
The economy blows
Today, I left my old job and started my new one, which came with a hefty pay raise and better benefits. Previously, I was a lab analyst performing research, which required a college degree and several years of work experience. Now, I'm a gas station manager. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
thatshelpful
Council Bluffs, United States
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
ChevRooon
United States
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Ames, United States
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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jimmie505 0
everybody loves good head
DocBastard 40
Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!
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Comments (90)
alexFYL 11
Ok, so you had a boring day, don't care.
dmc0143 0
Hey, I used to love when the restaurant where I worked got new mop heads! Nothing is more gag-inducing than an old mildewy rotten mop. Totally worth getting excited over.
secretlyvictoria 1
I completely agree with you. If I got paid more than minimum wage at my job, I would replace all of the mopheads myself :)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Your life makes me sad :/
underpaid011 0
I bet that new mop head kicks ass though!! now mop up the shit in the mens room, bucket boy!!
Karirecord 0
I've had days like this. Haha
neander 8
It's the small things in life that bring us the most joy!
bayonet 0
pathetic
Jenmic 16
OP you do realize that most days not just you but almost everyone's days are uneventful. How many days a year do think something eventful happens. IMO you can count on one hand.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
You life is just TOO amazing.
buggybeauty 0
are we supposed to feel bad? you have a job, get over yourself.