Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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gordjess1 19
Id use the original photo and set that as my picture and see what he says.
nonsensical 26
Was he hoping you wouldn't notice the changes?
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Comments (32)
Mightytall 35
Maybe that is what he does professionally. Or did you think it was super cheesy and not well done?
NYGiants1925 22
What a jackass.
jvanevery 19
well that puts you in the same range as every movie star/actor in the world. think of it as a free trip to a portrait studio he's proud of you and wants to show off his hot girlfriend to the world and he wants her to put on her best face
9a_1z 12
Her best face is the one she's chosen to present to the world, not one he's picked for her. You seriously don't get how controlling and creepy that is?
winecrab 7
Use it as your profile pic for tinder and tell him "you were right about the picture, I've been getting tons of tinder dick".
SoBeSatan 22
That's unbelievable!
pancakessdsjsn 17
**** that guy, OP.