Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a "fat girl's bike." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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poloisbored 7
You could ask her to teach you, that way you'd spend much more time together.
DocBastard 40
You should feel even worse because "come biking with me" clearly meant "come **** my brains out, big boy." Learn to read between the lines, son.
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Comments (166)
OhHell_itsEmily 8
I never learned either. Oh well
sig4life 18
OP you could've told her so, and when she was done laughing or giggling, you could've asked her to teach you. At least that would've been more quality time and more of a chance to see if you guys hit it off. It is hard to talk riding a bike. Oops, you still wouldn't know that because you are to much of a pussy to tell the truth and ask for a little help.
myklknife 6
It's not hard to learn and a needed baseline in life.
japtap81 16
Well yes he could have learned real quick and gone with her. But she could be like my ex, he made me go off trail onto marked "bikes prohibited" trails. Ya the side of cliffs and hills are very painful. He was half mile away from me yet to him it was still funny
vvlovesu 9
I can't ride a bike either!! And I'm 18 :/
lefty619 6
Choch
monnanon 14
er you're being sarcastic right? the poster above you meant a motorbike license
twiztedone 19
Never a better time or reason to learn how to then now!
generalasskicker 12
Pussy
talloctopus 7
You dumb shiz... Really, never?