Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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x49853 0
what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.
may_cause_fail 0
Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P
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gleidu77 0
this is not an fml, she was clearly joking around with you
wrestler93 0
everytime someone tells me wrestling is gay i just tell them.. come into practice for one day, thats it. and if you can make it back to school the next day, you can come back and tell everyone how many times i touched your dick, compared to how many times i slammed you on your head and then had to scrape you up off the ground. for some reason no one has come in. but seriously anyone who thinks wrestling is gay either uses that as an excuse because it is too hard for them, or they just dont see the amount of work we have to put in everyday. idk if any of you have ever been to a wrestling practice, but i know there isnt a gay guy in the united states that would go through practices at my school just to touch other guys. you all just dont understand the point of wrestling. its a one on one match to basically prove that you are mentally and physically tougher than whoever steps in front of you. my schools football team didnt lose a game this year, and everyone ive talked to whos on the wrestling and football team say that wrestling is 10 times harder. and if theres any gay guy that is that tough, you should all be pretty scared
chapter_vII 0
wrestling is the greatest sport ever i have wrestled since i was 5 and you will get shit for it until you stand up for it...that bitch will get hers and if any dude gives you shit about your pin or wrestling being gay double leg his ass or just throw him in a headlock or something good...you might get in a little trouble but it will be well worth it...and i agree with 43 you get the shit kicked out of you at wrestling practice we did a five mile warm up run before practice yeah then we would hit the mats and get the shit kicked out of us mentally and physically one of the toughest sports ever...order some sweet wrestling shirts there are some kick ass ones like top ten reasons to date a wrestler and my personal favorite this shirt that has a picture of a football, basketball, volleyball etc. and says wrestlers have them, others play with them and i don't dislike the other sports i played football and baseball...wrestling is just the best
xqme 0
show her how it's done. plus a few more improv moves, she'll know it was for wrestling and that you're straight. win-win situation for you! then get another crush. this one too oblivious for you. or not..whatever floats your boat ^^
lesb_lv 0
He had a crush on her for a long time (forever...), but she didnt know it? He didnt ask her out for years?! WHY?!?! And she assumed that he is gay... It seems he is. And there is nothing to do with the jacket or sports.
braFTW 0
You can't blame her for assuming that all wrestlers are homossexuals, they like it so much to embrace each other it feels kind of embarassing to watch, like voyeuring or something.. =P
ZeShadow 0
every time someone talks about wrestling... a crocodile cries
ShyShy_fml 0
I love this site and I love reading these, but I am convinced many of these are made up. This one in particular really did it. For one, everyone is described as a "crush" - not terminology regularly used among teenagers today. Secondly, it appears that every school aged person on here is not only A. In college, but also B. Living in a dorm if in college. And come on, a pinned letterman's jacket - is this Rydell High and does the Letterman jacket belong to John Travolta?
AntiChrist7 0
wrestlers ARE gay. who wants to hug a man?
ditlihi 0
Dude! She was coming on to ya! I hope you didn't blow the chance.