Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
Become workout buddies and take it from there... That'd be more quality time than most actually get these days... Good luck!
PancakeSlap 23
Did she actually tell you that when asking you to go?
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Comments (30)
charliewhippet 9
Hey, at least she is asking you to spend time with her. She might just be super-awkward and is now kicking herself for wording it like that...? Good luck OP!
CaroLouWho 10
That's cold, but there are other out-of-shape people she could have asked.
jbivens1992 17
Did she actually use that wording or are you being over sensitive and assuming? Either way, shes your crush and asked you to spend time with her. Seems like a win.
writergirl1029 17
That sounds like something I would say because I'm super awkward. Go with her and see how you guys interact. Maybe you can go on more hikes together in the future.
species4872 20
Run if she starts farting.
Wonthebread 20
This is your window
lgard 17
It's kind of cruel but maybe she just did her take on asking you to a semi-date without wanting it to be too obvious :)
interesting33 37
This might just be an excuse to invite you.
tehdarkness 21
Dude she likes you and was just making a "clever" excuse for inviting you.
zeeba_neighba 10
So, go for it, man. Hide a six-pack and a pack of smokes under the granola in your pack and "get lost" on your own private hike.