Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML
Today, I ran into a guy I knew from 3 years ago. He just moved here from out of state and is planning to stay forever. This is the same guy who dated me long distance and dumped me after a while because he “couldn’t handle long distance.” He just got engaged to a girl who lives here. FML
Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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CaptainSmith28 19
Move back to Alabama. I'll bet even there you'll find someone more educated than that.
Nilorak 24
Sweet home Alabama.
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Comments (164)
alicat13 12
Does she work for IBM? Last week one of I was contacted to find out my level of satisfaction regarding a call I had logged to IBM. One of her questions was to ask which country I was in. I said "South Africa" she said, "Which state is that in?" So maby I have spoken to your girl friend :-)
JokersHQ 21
That's.....that's pretty sad.
Wowlookatthat 15
That makes our state look so dumb D':
nelliegw 26
Maybe she was thinking of Albania?
shinikageWolf 15
If she thinks that, you're better off without her. The ignorance of some people. Georgia I understand because it is a state and a country but Alabama?
simsgirlgem 25
(facepalm) We really need to fix the public school system thank god when I was a kid my dad have me and my siblings watch the History Channel and TLC before it became the way it is now with PBS in the afternoon for cartoons and kid shows
TheD95 2
You dodged a bullet OP. Like herpes, there is no cure for stupid.
saxoBEAST57 10
That sucks. But you might want to choose someone who is beautiful on BOTH the inside and outside. Smarts isn't one of her traits. Sorry OP. My condolences are with you.
Robert1989 9
I hope she was at least hot because god knows she's dumb.
russfml 31
You're better off she's and idiot