Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
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Top comments
Damn_Hippster 11
Pelt him back with your shit!
elephantom12 9
Few seconds late for that one buddy, now it's time we pelt you with thumbs downs.
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Comments (191)
leahhhh 7
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow
chester75 5
well don't just sit there you have the upper hand now, start throwing your own "snow"
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Don't eat the yellow snow
juliajealousyy 1
Mm, very mature of him.(:
cjguthrie 8
Yes, yes it was jk
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats why I'm glad i dont get snow where i live, so shit like this doesnt happen.
evilchica33 0
Ha! Marriage Rocks!! Make sure you give him a nice dutch oven tonight :)
Blackmail111 9
Dutch oven? Give the bastard a Boston steamer!
cjguthrie 8
Lmfao
pandm101 0
What If he likes that stuff?
Blackmail111 9
Then shove him into an actual oven. See problem solved
afulks78 11
Merry Christmas !
cjguthrie 8
How do u message just 1 person?
friedchkn97 4
hi
afulks78 11
Hie
palahniukpaul 6
That's awesome!!
fuckhaley 7
WIN!
saIty 17
Well I guess you're going to give him the cold shoulder.