Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
Today, I spent 20 minutes calling for my cat, worried she’d escaped. I found her in the bathroom, sitting in the sink, calmly watching me yell her name. She didn’t even flinch. I realized I’d been shouting “Fluffy!” at the open window. All my neighbors now probably know my cat’s name. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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marmots 0
Do you live in Springfield?
Jacobt24 19
Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime
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Comments (102)
SirMeows 1
Hey she can't be crazy I she loves cats.... I'm deeply offended.
TheDamnDrifter 1
She lost her cat so she had to blow a whistle instead
ducheonmandick 2
Today, i lost my cat around 6:00 in the morning so i tried to blow my whistle hoping he would return.. Instead my bitch neighbor called me crazy and stole my whistle. FML
sunbirdturbo 0
Call the cops or beat her with a bat.
justcallmeajay 5
That'll be me in the future.
linnie_wesker 20
Seeing as she was just sitting around blowing a whistle, I'm guessing she can't move around easily. So in a way, I feel bad for your neighbor. Her cats are probably all she has. You lost a few hours of sleep, but she lost a cat that she probably considers one of her children.
zero_dyme 3
You sposed to be up cooking breakfast or somethin by then. Its like an alarm clock.
FweakofCydonia 40
Wait, so she didn't stop to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom? The post says she blew the whistle for hours...
smoshiee 8
Not everyone who loves cats is a crazy cat lady. There are just cat ladies out there. Crazy cat ladies hoard cats and often don't take care of them.
jennifernorvell 7
Help her find the cat asshole