Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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SimpleSimon 0
I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.
drzhottie148 0
I would have gotten out. I would have been like "Peace Bitch" "hey where my money" "UP your ass"
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Comments (131)
alexman6364 0
knight i am an American and I think you are the most in intelligent person I have ever seen. my illegal and pretty uneducated Spanish cleaning lady is more intelligent then you. and while if u really did serve in Iraq i wish u had died there because no one wants to hear your racist bullshit. you are the kind of person that shouldn't be walking free on this earth. I think that you will go to hell and get the shit kicked out of you by everything you despise.
karenmarie 0
As I was reading all the replies, I lmao on the fact that more then half had really nothing to do with the FML and all to do with knight05.......wow
funsized4 0
even if knight05 is just going for a reaction, he is part of what gives America a bad reputation. america has no official language, and is known for being a mixing pot of races. it is no place for racists.
9az00 0
That ******* sucks man. I would've ride and ditched...but damn man if I owned a cab co. I'd totally friend the police and scam the hell out of chumps.
17xVampx17 0
Babablackshirt it looks like you're just as pathetic, feeling so low you decide to ridicule an obvious troll to hopefully make a few friends
boomlol 0
should of walked off and told him to go f himself
hevyrobbie 0
Knight05 is the man :)
letitbe56 0
OP, did you get his license/cab number and call his company to complain? It's in their interest to have a) decent drivers and b) honest people working for them. They might not care, but it's worth a shot.
SickOrSane 0
That's where you stop it for him. Or just get out. Don't put up with that shit.
imp3r10 0
don't cabs charge you by the mile and not the time?