Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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SimpleSimon 0
I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.
drzhottie148 0
I would have gotten out. I would have been like "Peace Bitch" "hey where my money" "UP your ass"
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luvluv_fml 0
ydi for livin in a quasi third world country
MCofpwnage 0
luvluv, I'm from not only america but new jersey and can tell you that it is anything but a third world country. First people on the moon much?
catherinee_ 0
i don't actually think he was saying that a man from New Jersey was the first to land on the moon. I think he was referring to America, which is also probably what he was talking about when he said that it "is anything but a third world country". Last time i checked, New Jersey wasn't a country. He was probably just stating that fact so that luvluv would understand that mcofpwnage is from a specific area in the US.
dsnke1 0
ccyto - please die. thanks in advance
blechblech 0
i agree with mcofpwnage. go **** urself.
bipolaradhdfml 0
#52, do you even know what "quasi" means? Knight05, I don't appreciate your racist shit, but I hope it brightens your day how much of a laugh we're getting out of your final statement. Any misguided and failed attempts you made to sound like a badass were so ****** by those words in post #54 that I don't see how any further arguments could possibly have the same effect. A for effort. You have some great material in your posts though, Like, "...out of them like pinyatas." then "...maybe you should learn to spell before you play the dumb ass american card." Do you mean piñata? Good try, I mean, it IS a Spanish word, and accents probably weren't covered in your high school classes. You should try college, might increase your intellect as well as providing you with some friends. Who knows, could improve your attitude. Another good one... "Viva la whitey!" ... "Im hardly a white supremacist." OP, that sucks. Shoulda just left. And to the administrators of FML, you need ban those dumbasses who post shit like "YDI for trying to carjack someone. SIXTH!!!!", or "you desrfve it for not eating chicken."
dolfan1993 0
nice
therealmike 0
I'm guessing you've never taken a taxi? Every taxi I've ever taken, on three continents, charges by distance when you're moving, and by time when you're not, so that the taxi driver doesn't get screwed over when he hits a traffic jam or a lot of red lights.
TheTrollSlayer 0
Don't worry about knight05. Don't let him get your panties in a knot. Probably just some kid that plays WoW too much and wastes all his money on WoW Gold because that's all he could ever manage.
zelinda_fml 0
Half the people I know who buy gold are in the military. "Too much money and nothing to spend it on" is what one told me. >.>
DeathBoy 0
if you paid, then FYL, certainly. I can imagine a dodgy cab driver trying to pin the bill on someone, but you'd have to be crazy to pay up. Perhaps you invented this anecdote on a boring cab ride? ;)
MCofpwnage 0
It's TRUE!! I saw the movie too!!
kroy143 0
Well this is an interesting post happening so just wanted to put some points but before that let me tell you all that am not a racist am an Indian and am in Waltham,MA,USA: @knight05 1. Asia is pretty big so when you say asian then be specific to which country you are ref. to, for a simple reason is funny when u think all asian are small eyes and have funny accent.. for your very kind information all calls that you do to help u better at call centers are outsourced to India and you ******* dont even come to know that because of the same accent. 2. Indians have big brains and that is what America is scared off that India will take all your jobs... simple evidence is to reduce the number of H1B visa for saying that America doesn't want brains to come here!! LOL that was funny when i read. 3. Majority of your IT work (without which America's infrastructure can't survive) is handled by Asian Companies. 4. and this is interesting.... I read somewhere "America has 5% of the total population of the world but has 22% of prisoners as of the whole world".. after all NYC has the highest crime rate in the world..isnt it? Americans are pretty good in many things..every race has their +ve and -ve. So better shut the **** up making racist comments...and once upon a time it was all ruled by British they must have ****** your ancestors ...we might be distant relatives.... America has a good image in the world but some ******* assholes like you make the whole reputation go for a toss and deteriorate by stooping down to lower level... i really pity you asshole as others say you dont have a single reason for what u said.... put ur dick in ur mouth..it might make u feel good sucking ur ownself
Whatevers_clever 0
Sucks, hope you didn't pay him the extra bucks!