Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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Comments (196)
mac_fml 0
#1  totally made my day. well played. yeah i aggree #125. i heard you can carry up to 40 lbs of "waste" in your bowels at least it was your own poop. it gets worse when you have kids. like if they swallowed your ring, and having to sift through thier poop to get it back.
mikaela33194 0
#107 (jmaczor) -numbers keep changing. I just need to help open your mind a little. Just because the OP said "My boyfriend" does not mean the OP is female. The OP could be a gay male. Think before you comment!
greeneye_fml 12
At least it was your poo. Not like it was from the last person who used the bathroom. I know a girl who had to reach in and get her expensive bracelet after it fell into a toilet full of someone else's puke.
Tim_Otay 0
wow I didn't bother with a $300 ring for my wife's birthday, I gave her a pearl necklace
Stretch2643 0
Hey, at least you got it back. A little shit never hurt anybody...
commenter2 0
at least it was not someone elses
nO__namE 0
Fake. Girls don't poop.
dr_house_MD 0
LOL 128. but seriously OP, its not a big deal, this is why god invented soap and water
XOfiestypixie 0
Ew, that sucks. But just want to point out to those of you saying she should've gotten the ring resized, just because it slipped off, doesn't mean it's too small for her. Her hands could have been cold at the time, causing her fingers to be smaller than they normally are. Our hands (and feet) change sizes slightly according to their temperature. There are often times when I wake up in the morning and can't fit my ring on my finger (it's just my school ring, and I don't wear it to bed because jewelry annoys me when I'm asleep) because my fingers have swollen slightly too big because they're hot from being under the covers. Other times my hands are too cold and too small for the ring to be the proper size to stay on my finger.
xamy0mariex 0
:( At least you got it back....I completely lost mine in a field :(