Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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mikaela33194 0
"Today my girlfriend told me the ring she thinks cost me $300 fell in the toilet and she fished it out. It was $5 at a garage sale. FHL"
mikaela33194 0
That's shitty.
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Comments (196)
ironyofmylife 0
Well then. At least you'll have something funny to talk about.
rebelgirl167 0
well look at the bright side, at least its was ur poo and not someone else's that would have been waaaaaaaaay worse
Sarcian 0
Your boyfriend should've at least asked you what size ring you wear so it wouldn't slip off. =P Just kidding. I've had the same thing happen before.
Xeeon 0
I would have flushed it. that is disgusting.
gothymama 0
At least it was your poo and not someone else's. But ewww!
Ashleigh_85 0
Why do Women always have to say the price of jewellery they get from their partners ? I just don't get it !!
cheddarhead 0
If your boyfriend paid 300 dollars for a ring, then he must've (unless its from a garage sale or a pawn shop) bought it at a store that will size your ring to your finger to prevent this from happening. YDI for not getting it sized. The only excuse you could have is if you had just gotten it that day.
PredyJessica 0
well since its at home..im sure u got like a plastic bag...
Mr_Resetti 0
I think it was very admirable and selfless of you. I hope your BF realizes you're a keeper.
Prelud 9
you suck