Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13
That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.
brainymes 30
That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."
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Comments (75)
TwinkleToesLOL 11
im ugly to
Kauphy 12
This is not the place for sympathy..
heresIsaac 4
He's the reason ****** were invented.
Smoldering 15
And attitudes like that get people slapped and drinks on their head... Don't put up with that bs Op.
SkyGuy32 17
"...your face? That's the reason vibrators were invented. "
TaniasaysFMLL 15
I don't get why people think its okay to say something incredibly rude after saying "no offense" or "not to be rude" It doesn't make the person feel any better. Sorry about that OP! I'm sure you're beautiful!
Larry01_fml 19
don't worry op not all of us are like that, you'll find someone soon enough
Flaum 7
It's a good thing he said something like that on the first date, rather than waiting to reveal what a scumbag he was at a much later time, if you two were to go on other dates. Now, you don't have to waste your time with someone like him.
XxTwinkie 10
Aww :( How rude. I doubt they looked any better
worldclassrager 41
Ouch...a face only a mother could love would be a bit more polite...you'll find someone who loves you face...keep your chin up...
graceinsheepwear 34
Just because your alternative has the words mother and love in it instead of booze, it is no less rude and offensive. More polite? Seriously?
tranced_ 45
how come this shit was published and mine wasn't? really moderators? really??!!!. FML