Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Top comments
tanyatsaini 7
It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.
mintymandy 11
I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.
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Comments (85)
Zebediabolical 45
You'd better pay it. Or the bearnapper might send you an arm. Or the eyes.
joannabarton_11 6
Sounds like the movie, Ted!
DarthVader77 9
I have your bear. 20000 or I send you a video of him being shredded. :O
dachayke 16
Why don't you just force choke the bear?
VampOfSavannah 31
That's a new one... Maybe it was just a friend/relative pulling a prank on you? I hope you get him back, OP :(
Xotoolyxo 16
What kind of sick people live in this world,
Alhamdulilah 15
Your stuffed bear might be Ted 0.0
gabagabaheyu 10
it was an inside job. someone you know did it.
hplover32 19
I have a stuffed dog I've had all my life and when I was 19 a friend of mine kept tying him in knots. I cried. I was scared it would tear him up. so I feel your pain!
Oppression_fml 19
Sounds like a prank to me.
an3ph 20
Does it make me an unBEARably terrible person that I, too, think this is funny?