Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I had to empty out my coin jar to pay for gas. Trying to be considerate, I only brought quarters, but the cashier refused to take it because they didn't want to count out my $10. I don't know how I'll get to work today. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Next time ask for a rabbit's foot while throwing salt over your shoulder and walking under a ladder, all while a black cat crosses in front of you. On Friday the 13th. Superstition is for idiots who don't understand statistics.
immja 0
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Comments (219)
selenagirl_fml 0
moron
zach55 0
idk how stupid you could be by rejecting 13 dollars just because of the myth that 13 is an unlucky number. YDI
zach55 0
I'm sorry I meant rejecting one dollar from 13 dollars
nicoya505 0
owned
janelly16 7
one of the stupidest things I ever heard..
MykeLytorus 0
damn
sweetdreams20 0
better start rooting for 13 not 12
Jesycuh 0
Wow, seriously? YDI OP for being so supersticious.
Oupazas 1
You are probably religious too, I'm assuming.
Stevefett 0
Religious people usually aren't superstitious. At least Christians aren't.
superdawn 0
ydi for being ridiculously superstitious
moolatte 0
That's too bad. Well, now you know not to base your decisions on superstition. By the way, #13, rabbit feet and throwing salt over your shoulder are supposed to be lucky.
moolatte 0
Your English is brutal, therefore you are in no position to call anyone an idiot.