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Sir_ND_Pity Fresno, United States

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!

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DDCA 24

Some people need to be sterilized.

Meenah_fml 4

As awful as that is, their aim was pretty impressive.

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Comments (118)

bryan788 29

Don't worry those are the people that peak in high school and this is all they will ever have. With any luck some day you will be the one they are interviewing with for a job.

buckdharma 38

My, my, my, saliva Why, why, why, saliva

dilley86 4

Unfortunately, children are immature and apparently incapable of empathy. Maybe they will feel bad about it in 10 years.

vladimirnabokov 15

I love Panda Express. I would've done the same, OP

vladimirnabokov 15

Maybe not salivate directly on your lunch, however. lulz

Inked0803 12

Bonus points for being an asshole maybe.

PLD28 3

Very dick move, I'm sorry

grlygrl93 14

Gonna go puke now...

lashes_to_ashes 14

Not so much sir_ND_pity now eh?

IHaveNoKoolAid 10

There's another reason I don't like people. All up in my panda express

asherm 15

As long as there was no MSG in the spit, all good. Sorry OP, some people are just assholes