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Sir_ND_Pity Fresno, United States

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!

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DDCA 24

Some people need to be sterilized.

Meenah_fml 4

As awful as that is, their aim was pretty impressive.

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Comments (118)

aloha31 6

Some ppl have no common courtesy.. I sympathize with you OP. FYL for not being able to enjoy that delicious Panda Express.

LittleMsAwesome 6

OMG!! DOUBLE POINTS :O that's AWESOME !!!

AzILikeIt 2

Priceless!

IRSxCrakaAssJak 2

That's awesome and vary vary impressive! You should have gone and gave him a high five.

ReverendWhiley 1

No offence, I'm sure that sucked, I'm really really sorry... but.... That's pretty sweet.

Thatguy90 7

Spit would be BETTER than panda express

marissat_smiley 7

Lol! Nice pun!

Steel_BZ 8

Ohhhh! Now I get it..

toyhenoctus 16

Wow, that's mean and gross