Sir_ND_Pity
Fresno, United States
Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML
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DDCA 24
Some people need to be sterilized.
Meenah_fml 4
As awful as that is, their aim was pretty impressive.
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thew_fml 14
could only improve that crap masquerading as real chinese food
QDonahue16 9
BONUS POINTS!!:D sorry, but hey, at least you made the shot! It would have been worse if it landed on your pants or something!
redpanda11 10
Wow people can be real dirt wads . I'm sorry your meal was ruined OP.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!
CueTheMusic 22
Karma will bite back and ruin their meals one day. Just gotta wait :)
jelly713 19
Seriously that sucks. You can't even see who did it most of the time or catch up to them because they're a flight of stairs ahead of you. I used to throw shit back at them but honestly, it was easier to avoid them.
Tempest151 11
So I gotta ask the question everyone is thinking but not saying for some reason. Did you finish your food? There's no shame in at least eating around it.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I actually didn't. I decided to just finish my lab asap and then go get something else to eat, away from any place with a second story :P
FarFromSocial 9
has it ruined your likes for Panda Express OP? i know it would for me
BadDino 6
So eating chicken outside and accidentally dropping your chicken in the grass will get you to quit eating chicken for the rest of your life?
FarFromSocial 9
dropping your chicken and having someone spit in your food are 2 very different visual differences.
travinator90 9
Hate when stuff like this happens. You just want to enjoy a peaceful moment and someone else decides to ruin it for their amusement.
perdix 31
Actually, if it prevented you from eating Chinese Taco Bell garbage, you get some of the bonus points for avoiding the explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting.
akiahara 14
That's only if you eat the orange chicken.
FarFromSocial 9
Better to have seen it then to have actually ate it
BadDino 6
What you said "It would be better to see it and then actually eat it". no I don't think so
FarFromSocial 9
Than*
a_frogg 9
Kick him in the nuts, then yell "Bonus points!"
yeti37 16
I think I just threw up a little....
outoftown 27
On the bright side, after seeing that I'd imagine you lost your appetite.
perdix 31
#54, after hearing it was Panda Express, I lost my appetite. That is, by far, the worst fast food from a national chain. I don't know why people of Chinese descent aren't firebombing those places for disgracing their national cuisine.
jelly713 19
I don't like them either. Cheap overpriced tasteless Asian food. Disgracing the Chinese & their amazing fried food.
jelly713 19
Seriously hated that about high school. It's always a bunch of immature guys on the upper floors throwing water or food or trying to land spit on people. Not much you can do because they're a flight of stairs ahead of you & you often can't tell who did it. I learned even throwing food back at them wouldn't do shit. Just remember to always stand under the ceiling when eating.
jadefire15 17
We have windows separating floors Sucks to suck for trolls in my school