Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML
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Top comments
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
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Comments (260)
DenDen114 0
Vaseline isn't for jerking it though. XD
upyourzlolz 11
Have you tried it?
chickenwalrus 14
if you havent yet i suggest not... extremely slow going and tough clean up, nuff said to you jerkers out there
iMISFIT 0
Disturbia 2, coming soon to theaters near you!
ColtsDoug18 0
take it as a compliment, you must be smokin hot!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Or OP could be disgusting and his/her neighbor could have a weird fetish. Hot works too though.
upyourzlolz 11
Ugh. You have a dirty mind. He's watching the stars, has a cold, an he has a big wound he's trying to treat. Duh.
mohammadkm95 6
Ever heard of blnds/curtains?
tylersign 11
Never heard of em.
ikickgingers 15
Hi neighbor! ;)
britthath 0
coincidence?
mariazzz 5
Well what are you waiting for? Give the guy a show woman!!
sillymcjews 0
the akward moment when you find out there's no candy in the van...
ikickgingers 15
I always have candy in my van. :D
zlo 3
Maybe he has a bird fetish