Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML
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Top comments
1waytoolive 1
Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.
m1k30d 6
Oh dear God.
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Comments (260)
klimrod89_fml 2
You make someone very happy. Be proud.
bigbear92 6
Take it the good way... That mean you are cute :P
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
awakes just lonely is all xD
MainPrism 16
Pack ur crack w/ peanut butter then the next time hes watchin bend over scoop some out & eat it!!! If he doesnt stop after that ur on ur own op...
_words_of_wisdom 4
954 people thought it was YOUR fault?!?!?! how the **** is this her fault???
Cinn_fml 23
If she gets changed in full view of the window without using blinds or something, then I think it might be quite obvious as to why this might be partly the OP's fault.
SwtCherryPie 26
#202 you are a moron... i dont understand why 11000 of you feel bad for her... of course its her ******* fault... oooh im gonna take my clothes off IN FRONT OF A WINDOW and expect no on to look... kinda like those people that wanna wear low cut clothes and get all pissy when someone looks at their chest... YDI 100% for not thinking... my 6 year old daughter even knows not to change in the room with the window open
Nhk_fml 4
CLOSE THE ******* BLINDS....
lvlytwin 0
Take it as a compliment lol
Michyxo 14
Well if you can see straight into his window with regular eyesight, shouldn't the binoculars be a sign he's not watching you? Stop flattering yourself and warn your mom.
lkrunner101 7
Did u put on a show for him? ;)
dempan 13
Call the police
badactor009 0
The Police are not going to do anything without proof that a crime has been committed. We all know what old Pervy is up to. Still, the cops are not going to help. Visual security in the form of blinds or shades and curtains is the best bet. Also, people need to be aware of their neighbors and not ignore behavior like this. Informing other neighbors, in some way, is the responsible thing.