Infiltrator4444
Lexington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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plaguer 26
If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
ScarNuts 8
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?
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pmr1990 12
You're not the first guy, don't worry about it.
dead_insects 18
Hell, if I had a dick, I would do it too! ^_~
EyeLoveChicken 0
LOLLLLLL!
blink_kid 32
Tell him the ruler wasn't big enough.
cantthinkofshit 5
Well did OP mark on the ruler, "my dong is this long"?? Or is his pops laughing that he measured it in general ? I know my dad would laugh and talk shit just cause that's the way he is.
rightspark 7
Tell him the ruler was not long enough to measure it...
ebfbruh 0
I don't see how he could know how small it is. Unless u used a tape measure. Or is he laughing cuz u measured it?
Dcm210 19
thats why you do that in your room.
Infiltrator4444 6
I told my father that it's something all guys do at least once, and that he probably did too, to which he replied, "Son, I don't have enough to measure."
StaminPrimer 0
damn man. Guess urs has to be bigger than his. I won`t hesitate to say that i did it, just not in shower.
Calyx_fml 22
Was it a yardstick or a micrometer?