Infiltrator4444
Lexington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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plaguer 26
If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
ScarNuts 8
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?
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albanipinto21 1
I don't think he was laughing at the size .. He was just laughing at the fact he actually took a ruler and measured his penis in the shower? he just left the ruler in the shower , it never said his size
sophie22_fml 8
Why is everyone assuming the father was laughing about the size? How is the father supposed to know anyway ;s I think he's just laughing because of the fact that op actually measured his jolly rancher. I'm pretty sure most guys have done it tho so no biggie ;D
Pandacupcakelove 26
At least there was laughter and not an awkward silence! X) I understand that you were curious. I bet all guys have at least wanted to do that at some point :P Being a girl, I wouldn't know though...
lordEast 6
?? Society measures everything for us just yours are made in a factory with official sizes while ours have no special coverings just for them everything is the same don't tell me you were never jealous of someone else's bust
Pandacupcakelove 26
44- Me no understand? O_o
missyj0 12
I think 44 is comparing tit size to shlong size.
carnage1108 0
Shower tree?
torbey 23
thought I was the only person wondering this! huh say what?
menacingsprite 3
Yeah what's a shower tree?
the_true_batman 10
This gave me an idea. Leave a ruler in the shower, and draw a line at the 11 inches mark. ps. I highly doubt he marked his length, that is just weird, and I'm sure he would have mentioned it.
RobManB 4
What's a shower tree anyhoo?!?
mrnuleef 7
Mine is 7".... AROUND! jk, but remember, its not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean!
JoeRogansBEARD 15
That's just something SMALL people say
Cowboy1986 4
Well how do you expect to get to England in a rowboat hahahaha
shaggan 6
I use to take care of this kid and his mom use to call him peanut worm so I think your fine dude lol
MsFML_ 16
Sooo...how big? ;o Lol Jk! Funny though. cx
Meme1988 18
Goodluck explaning that:)or just make fun of it so he would let it go