Infiltrator4444
Lexington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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plaguer 26
If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
ScarNuts 8
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?
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Jeffers123 5
Im referring to #35
Llamacod 11
your referring what to 35?
pjsr 33
Infiltrator, as a joke, I think u should leave a yardstick in the shower tomorrow
arykald123 0
Well OP if I were you i would just laugh! :D Just say you measured the shower tree xD
kristinakrissy 0
well... how big was the ruler?
PooksMcGooks 0
Soooooo, how big was it? Lol
etoilenuit 15
Haha it's not somethin to be embarrassed about, but it is funny!
can2012 0
I think I speak for everyone when i say how big
retrorewind 13
like he has never measured his before! !!
FlyingPie 17
WTF is a "shower tree"?
egrace 4
The device in the shower containing various baskets and shelves for your toiletries.
rmullen13 4
The dad is laughing cause he caught his son measuring his penis, not cause it's tiny..how does the dad know how many inches he measured?? He could be hung 9 inches!!