Infiltrator4444
Lexington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
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plaguer 26
If it's small, remind him who you got it from.
ScarNuts 8
Come on, we've all done it once.... Right?
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hateevryone 15
Shower tree?
katiebrynn 2
Haha everyones does it :p girls get a constant reminder of the size of there boobs tho
kitten82 16
why do men do that??? does it really matter that much??? between the sheets is where it counts.. i would tell him i take after my dad. like father like son...
15949058 4
If you thought you had a small penis and you did, just plainly tell him where you get it from. PLUS how would he know why there is a ruler in there unless he has done it too. But all this to me sounds gross cause 1. I am a girl 2. I am 13
Pugs_not_drugs 9
im 14 and at my school boys discuss the lengths in maths class :(
HeartOfLead 24
Dang it! When will FMLife posters will ever learn that when there's more to the story they should give it all up. Now I will do my job and ask as I must. SO, HOW LONG IS YOUR WANG.
legitkitty 11
Uh
sexigirl123 3
heyy anyone wantta sext? ;)
jamaican1876 4
How big was it?....