Today, our e-mail server went down. When I called IT to find out what the status was, they told me they e-mailed everyone with an update. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Asked and answered
Today, after a 16-hour day fixing the computer network at my workplace, I didn't even get a "Thank you". I did, however, get people whining about how, "That computer crap never works" and, "Why do we need IT anyway?" FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Tech report
Today, due to a change in our internal system, I set up an email filter at work that sent all incoming messages to spam. My boss had been sending me urgent updates all day, and I only realized when she came over and asked why I’d “gone radio silent.” FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Memory hole
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
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CaptainSmith28 19
Tech support at its finest
VeryCreativeName 3
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
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hshaneberger 14
Are you sure these IT people are capable of fixing this problem? I mean it really doesn't sound like it if they sent an email about fixing the email server.
PePziNL 20
"Keyboard not found, press any key to continue."
jvanevery 19
well that's an old IT Joke I used to say it or something similar to people all the time it's a little bit arrogant but it guys are often arrogant it's kind of like yes we know that God damn server is down and we're working on it please stop calling and asking when it's going to be up so if you have a hundred people on email Thirty or forty of them are going to call in and tell you that it's broken every God damn manager in the place is going to call up and say you better get the God damn email up now or else so leave us alone and we'll get it fixed
OnigiriSama 9
Good job.
AggieMike77 12
Oh, holy shit! Are they really THAT stupid?!?!
BLARGTEHTACO 20
"Hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again"
PtCaboose 21
I don't think he is qualified to be in IT if he does something like that