Today, our e-mail server went down. When I called IT to find out what the status was, they told me they e-mailed everyone with an update. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Asked and answered
Today, after a 16-hour day fixing the computer network at my workplace, I didn't even get a "Thank you". I did, however, get people whining about how, "That computer crap never works" and, "Why do we need IT anyway?" FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Tech report
Today, due to a change in our internal system, I set up an email filter at work that sent all incoming messages to spam. My boss had been sending me urgent updates all day, and I only realized when she came over and asked why I’d “gone radio silent.” FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Memory hole
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Top comments
CaptainSmith28 19
Tech support at its finest
VeryCreativeName 3
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
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Comments (40)
cjl922 17
Okay Mrs clinton
Elgrin 15
Was the person you talked to named Rajeeb with a super thick accent? Just sayin...
vikky538 29
Seriously dude! Which era you live in.
jakers8424 18
Maybe that's what happened to Hillary Clinton
sempisaviour 17
That's what you get, Hillary.
Nylectro 14
Oh boi.
SG44 14
"Here's your sign"
Armeniangirl_fml 15
the Bill Engvall jokes!!!
Cebolamole 13
This is genious. When the server gets back up, you'll get the email right away, and you'll know it's fixed. Asking about it won't change anything and that way IT doesn't waste time explaining stuff to everybody. Hahaha
Inkoseh 33
Honestly, I think IT was messing with you. They'd obviously let you know when it was fixed, and they're working on it as fast as possible. The many times people have come to tell my husband and his team when things weren't working; They're working on it. I'm sure that's your IT's humor.
Rosebudx 32
One time the IT department at my boyfriend's school reset the password for every teacher's email with no warning and subsequently emailed everyone their new password when they asked for it. My poor boyfriend had like eight emails from them with his new password once one of his colleagues figured out the pattern and told everyone else. It was like eight days in August, but still.
Tannasgh 22
Hee heeeee!