Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
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Nadinek98 0
well played hubby
epfdwefc19 0
looks like it's time to can him...
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Comments (121)
HentaiBunny 4
Time for you to have a make believe friend too ;D
herkysfinest 0
I'll be your make believe friend!
imcutefml 0
no me.... lol hentai
fistnazal 10
demndittiiiiieeees!!
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
that's what I was about to post! u beat me to it :/
mikomajik 0
hentai bunny? that's hott
jayden184 0
ur a babe
McAninch35 9
antiduckface.com
Alexis2742 31
Two wrongs don't make a right though ?
perdix 31
Damn! That's how you do it -- make up a real-sounding name! My wife busted me when I claimed to be with my friends, Hugh Jass and Jack Meoff. I should get my hints from the clever and worldly-wise French and not from the Simpsons.
fistnazal 10
haha ok ok that was pretty funny perdix, you fml celebrity you! lol
yummycupcakegirl 0
il est très stupide.(he is very stupid) I'm sorry but he still sees his made up freind thats kinda dumb. Sorry if I sound like a bitch:(
yummycupcakegirl 0
I noticed it was in France:)
Zmeilerr 22
you don't sound like a bitch :)
yummycupcakegirl 0
Thank you :)
Zmeilerr 22
I love your username
anorexicbarbie 8
Just... just stop.
Zmeilerr 22
?
yummycupcakegirl 0
thank you again @25 :)
Zmeilerr 22
thanks
yummycupcakegirl 0
Thank You :)
yummycupcakegirl 0
That was suppose to be a reply....
skyeyez9 25
Why do people bother to get married if they are compulsive cheaters?
jessicapea 5
Agreed. But why marry someone who would cheat on you? You can tell sometimes, and if this guy has cheated so often that he and old college buddies laugh about it, it should be relatively obvious.
green_eyes124 0
eh, it's not always obvious. Ever heard the phrase 'love is blind'? It really is most of the time. Can't blame the poor girl, I'm sure she didn't want to be cheated on.
lemonypower 6
old habits die hard
redbull33_fml 0
you really know how to pick em!
iceex56 0
aw , sorry !
DDiamonds 0
time for a new hubby
cufaoil 11
or at the very least, a new hobby