Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML
Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Today, my desperate cousin "visited" my house demanding that I pay him back his mom's flatbed scanner I broke, in the tune of $3000, which should cover for "interest." Yes, I remember: Our aunt bought it for $29.95 on Black Friday. My sister is the one who broke it, and then blamed it on me. All of this happened back in 1998. FML
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TahitiRose 1
Should have asked to see it first...
schwancy 2
Sell it to some other person dumb enough to buy it. You can't be the only one... or can you ?
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Comments (204)
samuelmartin 0
ydi for wanting a mac
Reidar 11
@195: of course they didn't HAVE viruses, who would want to write a virus for 5 people? now that they are increasing in popularity, viruses are on their way...
hcovballer247 0
Your cousin just totally gave me an idea: I should get my pink dell laptop, and paint in silver, and paint the keys black. And try to sell it, because I want a mac soooo badly. Lol, jkjk I probably wouldn't do that. Haha
sallen0046 4
How exactly do your cousin's beliefs about what type of product an item is manage to affect your life in any way? If you actually paid in advance for an item you'd never even see, you really are a moron.
cheshirecat5 0
that may be one of the smartest things i have ever heard in my life...*plotting*
NonExistance 0
#195 You are an idiot for thinking it's impossible for a mac to get a virus. And There isn't much choice when buying a mac... you can get a laptop as fast as a mac for like, 1,200 dollars.
LaGriffonne 3
The eternal and frankly ridiculous Mac/PC war. I own both a Mac and a PC and I can tell you there's not much of a difference so STFU. I use my Mac to work and do graphic design as that's what they're for and my PC for the rare times I want to play games. OP you so deserve it for buying junk without seeing it first.
JameeBilthuis 0
is your cousin mexican ? lmao
bleachedbones 0
LOL your cousin seems funny
trumpetGIRL12345 0
ha