Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML
Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Today, my desperate cousin "visited" my house demanding that I pay him back his mom's flatbed scanner I broke, in the tune of $3000, which should cover for "interest." Yes, I remember: Our aunt bought it for $29.95 on Black Friday. My sister is the one who broke it, and then blamed it on me. All of this happened back in 1998. FML
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TahitiRose 1
Should have asked to see it first...
schwancy 2
Sell it to some other person dumb enough to buy it. You can't be the only one... or can you ?
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Comments (204)
jc003 0
ydi for having a stupid cousin :D or maybe ydi just cuz
agirlnamedhope 0
lol
AnnaBananaAUS 0
underneath the toshiba sticker its really a mac
emmiep1011 7
Haha. Too bad for you (:
aardvarkish 17
You should know that any one who has a Mac would not part with it.
Arsonnist 3
I'll buy it at a high price.
SirWhatsHisFace 0
do I sense a smosh reference?
HappyPickles 11
You have no option - arrange to have his knees broken - what a slimeball... Oh - and once his knees have been broken - shove an apple up his arse - just so knows what one is for future reference :o)
HappyPickles 11
*... just so he knows what one is, for future reference. (I swear this keyboard simply cannot spoll!)
Josk95 0
you're cousin is a genius
PhunkyFreshh 0
Haha. :D Just proves that you can't even trust your own cousin;)
hanamomo 0
rip off artist : but it would have been a good idea if you took a look at it. sorry about it