shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
fax4voice3
Brooklyn, United States
Snap!
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Anonymous
Canada
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
sstahpp
Pretoria, South Africa
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
ohdamn
United Kingdom
Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Username
France
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Worst teeth in the game
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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Attacksloth 33
Now your car has cavities.
YumeWolf 23
He must have been late to your appointment. I hope he will pay for your damages!
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Comments (52)
watermelon15 35
Don't worry, dentists are well-off here in Manitoba, he can pay for it. This was a funny fml XD
flyerpretender 3
Dental coverage for life!!!!
izzajaneful 24
Today, driving to my job as a dentist, I rear-ended someone. Turned out to be my patient, on his way to our appointment. He didn't stop glaring at me through the whole cleaning. FML.
kstief 8
I hope he didn't charge you for the exam
annoyedperson 25
did one of your teeth get knocked out
magiotti 10
Hopefully he's a better dentist than he is a driver
peaceablerook 20
free checkup and or procedure
luciorossari 8
Okay Jan.
momac86 17
Well that'll make you grind your teeth
BarryMcCockiner 5
Free cleanings for a while huh?