Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
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Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
Today, I woke up early in the morning after sleeping 3 hours. Stepped into the kitchen and made myself a cup of coffee like usual. I was sipping my hot coffee while studying, until I noticed a small roach skeleton. I found 3 more in my coffee maker. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML
Today, I used my new French Press to make my morning coffee. Turns out, I pressed too hard, and the entire press disassembled, turning my morning into a caffeinated crime scene. FML
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NotCollegeBound 17
Ah, the joys of needing coffee but being too tired to make it properly. This is coming from the person who's put sugar in the coffee filter, water in the already full pot, and tried drinking a cup of straight creamer.
GreedyGreedo 10
That's usually the part of the day where I say "**** it" and contemplate suicide for a few hours before I end up masturbating to some weird fetish **** and then feel super guilty and comtemplate suicide again. It's an endless cycle, really.
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motoikkyu 13
Keurig is "new technology" (to you) so don't be too hard on yourself. After using a standard coffee-maker for years, one afternoon (it wasn't even morning!) I scooped coffee into the filter basket and filled it with water, completely forgetting to put a filter in the basket. Managed to blow coffee grounds and water all over the kitchen! It stained the grout, so I had a daily reminder of how stupid I can be.
Bearsmomma 30
bleach and a toothbrush will take the stains out of the grout. even without the brush...let it sit for awhile and then wipe up. pretty grout once again.
HollywoodHitter 21
I've forgotten a cup, quickly realized and started over before disaster struck, put a cup in place, and then came back to find the cuo upside down and coffe covering the kitchen counter and floor. OP, you're not alone.
PrincessWinter 18
adulting is hard.
thunderniron 22
Hmmmmm, my kuerig only makes one cup at a time...
notabanana 8
Sounds like you hadn't had your morning coffee yet oh wait...
sullivankeara 25
Freshman
Monica_J 7
Well...keep trying. A lot of mornings are gonna suck in college.
sukotsu 4
I call bull. "All 3" and "filled"? Yeah no not from 7.5 oz of coffee.
Birdie27 11
Ahh, the important things you learn in college: how to adult.
massive_kaos 14
This seems so implausible how did it get in every drawer? Keurigs only make enough for one cup of coffee so 8 oz filled three drawers? How did it get in said drawers were they all left open and if they were wouldn't it only get in the top drawer unless it seeped through the bottom of each drawer some how but that seems unlikely because the clothes in first drawer should of absorbed most of the liquid.