Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
kekeroos tells us more.
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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Comments (256)
FreebirdIII 1
Someone needs a flea dip.
kjolley 0
that's so gross. .
ballbearing 10
omg! Really fhl for being such a disgusting individual!
TigerBloodGirl15 0
You should have asked for some to lighten the mood :D
hatepineapple 14
MMmmmm coconut sprinkles!
skizzlerz 0
mmm protein
KickItHigh 32
There are many people who do that. It's a form of OCD. But eck.
Jonkbaby 23
yeah
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
just move man
indistructo 3
that's gross... wat made it worse? I read this right after eating...
LoveLife293 2
no, reading in WHILE ur eating. bleckkk.
Zmeilerr 22
just shut up
barrer27 0
gross lol