Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
kekeroos tells us more.
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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Comments (256)
johnnybagodonuts 2
she's like goldmember. you shoulda told her: "alright, you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth, are you?.....ya did, ok that's just gross"
lmaoatall 6
I love that movie. thankyou for makeing the connection.
cdude200 10
EWWWWWW should of said something that's what I would of done
anakaren_831 1
I just had a baby barf.
instnt1nfction 17
congratulations
Fr3nChii 0
ewwwww just move away from her!
DaveOnDope 4
Damn, why'd I have to read this before lunch? I was going to have salad. Now I want fried pork skins.
extreemguy19 7
dear God, that's ******* nasty.
footballfreak65 6
omg dude I feel sorry for u. I almost hurled reading this!
TalkinSmack 6
lmfao... breakfast of champions
Scooter42 15
Stay off the drugs kids or this could be you
Leoboy635 0
what made it worse for was some of the disgusting comments..