Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
kekeroos tells us more.
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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Comments (256)
tencentsakiss 19
Did this really have to happen on a metro that I use? Not cool.
LittleMissBroken 11
that's really disgusting... *gags*
Calyx_fml 22
How rude. If she doesn't have enough scalp scapings to share with the entire bus then she shouldn't eat them in front of everyone.
wisericky 12
so the fml is that she didnt share with you, right?
JETbarr 0
I think I just threw up a little
DaveOnDope 4
If you haven't choked it back down yet, give us a kiss won't you?
kekeroos 2
As soon as I realized what she was actually doing I did get up, but not before I looked at her hoping that she would stop. I just don't see how people can do that in public, OCD or not.
sourgirl101 29
I'm totally grossed out just by what you wrote. I can only imagine what you had witnessed in person. I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll have that vision for awhile.
TigerBloodGirl15 0
woah this is the 1st time I've seen an author comment onthe comments of their Fml
5t3ff1k4h 47
73 - Then you haven't been around very long. It happens at least once a week.
Michigan_Girl 0
Okay, so the poor woman has a problem but it's something she obviously can't help but do...yeah it's gross, but like i said, i don't think it's something she can control. Hasn't everyone at some point or another seen adults pick their nose in public and eat their boogers...I'm sure you would find that just as repulsive.
iluffhimm 0
me tooo!! I was just thinking that
notsoluckypup 12
Hmm...and I thought the people here in Sin City were weird/disgusting ...
sematariux 7
you are awesome
brandybaby1204 0
dude i would have barfed
twixxone 4
dats really nasty..buy she must of been really hungry.