Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
kekeroos tells us more.
While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!
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Blueglasscup 18
Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!
SCREAM4meeee 0
sounds like a meth addict no?
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Comments (256)
TheresNoEffingwa 7
yum, scalp chips..
ItsApril 0
******* Nasty!
ThatLooksSticky 16
I'd start picking my nose and wiping it on her leg.
catcrazy101 2
yumm salty like off the goildmember, man thats just gross haha
metallicshadow 16
that's gross....but DC FTW
BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0
I'm seriously pissed that I even read this I'm t sick to stomach nd thoroughly disgusted
SexyQueen0905 24
Eww, I felt like puking when I read this!
QwertyMcNugget 0
She could very well have tricholomania.
carly_rose_02 5
That's pretty gross to sit next to, but I don't see how this FYL. More like FHL.
AarionHailey 0
That's disgusting.... FYL