Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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skyeyez9 25
I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.
_Noon_ 0
Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.
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Comments (85)
littlesnareboy 0
epic fail
ZachIsASaint 1
This place never ceases to amaze me. 20 percent of the voters so far think this guy deserved getting hit in the crotch. when some fat chick complains about being called fat, she might get 5 to10 percent of people saying she deserved it, when clearly she deserves it way more than a father spending time with his kid deserves physical pain.
jmateo_95 0
YDI for calling ur balls "happy sacks "
MusicNotez27 0
I've seen the whistling pipes and to be honest...they are not that heavy...they're pretty light..and cant make much damage. He's weak!!
Dralibapilo 0
YDI for playing with "pipes" with little kids, and even got so into it that you involved your sack, which isn't so happy anymore Im guessing
lifecnsuk 0
that's pretty classic lol
King17 0
YDI for happy sacks, fool.
erizzz 0
u have two sacks? nasty
judge_Fred 0
YDI for "Happy sacks" ... grow a pair.
DanielleTheOne 3
Heey i dont make the rules. im just saying people shouldnt bag him coz FML moderates it into the passages. and neither one are too rude so long as they parents keep their 5 year olds off the site