Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.
_Noon_ 0
Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.
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Comments (85)
anonymous45610 0
happy sacks, lol. never heard that one before
kolpio 0
serves u right who would trust a kid with a pipe and why were u standin near him?
Reynard12 0
YDI for using an expression as stupid as 'happy sacks'
ajrooney87 0
You have more than one sack?
Snake_Monkey 0
HAPPY SACKS YAY!
firecopy 6
stop blaming the op for getting the word balls censored into happy sack. If he used the word testicles you would still be making fun of him.
Snake_Monkey 0
NO LONGER HAPPY BUT SAD SACKS!!!!
janise 2
Don't worry about it. When your son grows up, has kids of his own, and the same thing happens to him you'll realize this is just karma from when you hit someone in the balls when you were little.
satanicminnow1 1
Balls is too rude? Yeah right. Some FMLs say shit. If balls is too rude shit definitely is.
thesunshotme 0
Laaaaaaaaaaaame and unfunny D: