Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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vanillababy4u69 4
Kudos to the girl!
MURIKKA 11
Not only would I have clapped too, I would've burst out laughing. Your son had it coming.
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Comments (202)
harkerk87 3
You warned him!! He should've listened it's not an FML for u it should be one for him
CaptnNorway 10
At least you got a awesome story every time he bring a girl back home !
CrazyManNo9 29
The problem here is the parent, or the lack thereof. There is no try. Do or do not.
freakguy455 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha............
Hydromicide 6
That's what he gets for having a shitty mother to raise him as a shit kid
Twisted_Angel 17
way to go. you raised a douche bag! if I was that girl, I'd have punched you too. get your little crust **** sock under control.
Ridney 1
So many things wrong with this. Why weren't you watching your kid (he was right by you)? And if you were, why didn't you stop him from picking fights? However, I'm going to go against the majority here and say that your son did NOT deserve to be punched, especially over something so trivial. The only real excuse for violence is for defense. If it had been the other way around and he punched her over an insult, there would have been serious consequences. Unless there's a very big part of the story being left out here, the girl was a b*tch for punching him, even more so if your son was much younger than she was. As for your son, his age is significant. No matter his age, he behaved like a brat. He didn't deserve to be assaulted for it, but he was still wrong. My sympathy for him quickly declines after age 12 or so.
PrimeStarscream 30
You deserve it for not dragging him out of there. So you go home hungry...that's why COOKING exists. I seriously hope you didn't try to comfort him after that. He deserved what he got too.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Maybe, JUST maybe... You'll take this as a hint that your little ******** of a son better learn from this incident or you need to learn how to discipline that bratty little shit. YDI OP!
Phishhed44 2
I'll bet you're both FAT AND NASTY?! Ahh-Haaah-HAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!