poo4brains
Christchurch, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
EffinAhole
France 🌶️ Spicy
Skin deep
Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
Anonymous
Third degree
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Denied
Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Ouchies
Today, I was naked and the wife tried to flick my bum with a wet towel. Unfortunately I bent over at the wrong moment and the towel cracked right against the underside of my dangling penis. The whole underside is bruised, it hurts to pee, and God help me tomorrow if I get morning wood. FML
ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What kind of sex are you having?
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Big Baby
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Husband
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife called to me from across the house just to look at the penis-shaped period bloodstain on the back of her underwear. FML
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Nanobytez 5
I'm in Ohio and we call it Pain.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.
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False_Stupidity 42
Thats wicked
hateevryone 15
For what reason?
igese 11
Wet dream
tonka3262 5
Funny ass shit there dude.
trollmania 1
Never heard of it. And I don't know if I want to..
laurenmacias 0
Chinese?
brendokendo 0
134- I assume your talking about Canada. Those are over used jokes. Not really funny. Nice try though
cliffibom 15
I think she did the stroking motion wrong
thebitnitz 5
Punch her.
rubyliu8420 7
You should take a belt sander to her ******.