Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, my wife flat out refuses to have sex with me, ever. Most days it's "What have you done to earn sex?" then when I point out all I do (pay bills, work hard, take care of her, the kids and the house) it's, "Oh, so that means I owe you sex?" I even got that excuse on my birthday. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
Today, I felt so rejected by my wife that I can't help myself but feel like shit. She has bipolar, is on medication, yet she makes me feel so little that emotionally and physically that I've started to feel like a failure. No intimacy, shitty behaviour, complaining all the time. Man, I wish I could end it all. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
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Wizardo 34
That's make you a libido and her a libidont.
alitairi 18
or it'll piss her off and make her reduce her sexual output to once every 3 years
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Comments (118)
demix_fml 32
Maybe op wife has depression and it's killing her sex drive or maybe op is always handsy and she feels plagued, or maybe she just has a low sex drive, ether way op and his wife sounds like there not communicating properly .
SSJ4Asterisk 5
First let her know that the majority of men only want to continue living so we can continue having sex. The rest of life isn't all that great. Create a catchphrase like "I'm not living just to pay bills!" (Try working it into EVERY conversation. Back it up by stating that men spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. Then tell her that you will NOT be taking that medicine and that you cancelled your life insurance policy that was worth millions so your impending death will not benefit anyone. Also, it wouldn't hurt to have some music playing in the background. Perhaps Ready To Die from Notorious B.I.G. I GUARANTEE it will work at least 30 percent of the time. You should probably have a plan B ready just in case this doesn't work. So yeah, FYL...
krzjelly 5
Poor guy!! Might be time for a new wife
kevinsagirl2323 8
I wouldn't stay married to someone that doesn't want me
sharond23 10
why are you staying married to her???