Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
Today, my girlfriend's "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting and cold-sweating while pissing acidic blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
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DocBastard 40
You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.
hippiechick96 3
what kind of pills did you give her? xD
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Comments (109)
emotive_fml 0
I'm just a bit confused... Where does it say, in the FML, that the OP gave her Vicoden? OP: This is kinda funny, but you should watch what you give her. She could have had an allergic reaction. Unless you already knew she would be ok... That she wouldn't have an allergic reaction. I remain undecided about either FYL or YDI. But I hope she feels better.. Kidney stones suck.
emotive_fml 0
I can't believe I didn't think about that. So thanks... I think. I was just wondering. I read that comment and it threw me off a bit. Although, it's hard to keep up with some comments and such. There is too much guess work involved.
RedPillSucks 33
It was Vicodin mixed with Ambien
glitchedgamer 0
Did you buy them from a hobo?
ripjohnlennon 5
umm how many of what did u give her?
Cass3m0 0
It's Jesus. o.o
Chanchilla 0
PILLS HERE. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNKKK!!!11one
perdix 31
It's a good time to bring in the girlfriend and bone her right there. When the wife confronts you, convince her it was just a hallucination. Who thinks roofies are good for pain relief?
stewpididiot 11
I do ! I do !
mexipunker 0
(Runs outta closet naked)"I looove acid"
FairyTales_fml 6
try peppermint tea... it's helps without side effects.
underpaid011 0
can I buy some pills off you?
dmantheplaya 0
lol thats some funny shit.
gigilvrs6 0
Hey you're the one that gave her the pills.