Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
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perdix 31
Cheer up! You are very handsome -- it's just that your wife has very, very ugly, mishapen ****.
Metu 1
Sweaters with faces printed on them are ugly anyhow, no matter who is printed on it.
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Comments (67)
BritishHobo 0
If you made it for her, YDI.
xenomorph 0
Photograph or drawing of a person's face printed on a sweater == bad idea. Anyone's face would result in a win.
Maddoctor 10
This is probably the funniest FML I've ever read. Seriously, that was funny as ****.
tommy666 0
hahahahaha. thank you for that laugh.
kmaikell 0
Sorry, but that's hilarious.
Ruff_fml 3
win :D
discoguru 0
Your wife is awesome !
piqqu 0
kudos to your wife!
rite2salas 0
lmaooo @ #9.. u must be really ugly sir
alley_cat_118 0
This sounds an awful lot like a re-hashed Rodney Dangerfield joke...