Anonymous
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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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Comments (399)
_Mish1 0
Sleep with your eyes open.
ijrnelson 0
She knows what you did! RUUUUN!!
I_hate_it_all 5
hahahaha, this is the first fml in quite a while that actually fullfilled its purpose and made me laugh xD
missmelly_fml 0
there is no widowed option on Facebook?
kaylascool 0
haha awh. be careful(:
crooney 0
Are you still alive?
missmelly_fml 0
there is no widowed option on Facebook?
Intoxicunt 6
Um, yes there is. I just checked. Do I need to screen shot and upload to photobucket? o_O
aardvarkish 17
73, aka The Bomb
BlargHonk 0
Score one more for Toxi! , Also, "there isn't a widowed option on Facebook" is not a question. It's annoying when people end every sentence with a question mark? Like this? So you subconsiously hear an upward inflection in their voice at the end of every sentence?
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe that's the way they speak? I think it's called Valley speak?
vikingunicorn 1
Family Guy already did it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah, I dunno what she was thinking? AW dammit now I'm doing it! Also: vikingunicorn = Buzz Killington today ._.
ivan_opinion 0
is that a Dali painting?
HeyLookOverThere 3
Exit liiiiight, enter niiiight
Ascalon 2
LOOOL. The first FML of the night that I actually laughed at. XD
eganbull 1
lmao. this really made me chuckle. RIP OP.