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Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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Sleep with your eyes open.

She knows what you did! RUUUUN!!

hahahaha, this is the first fml in quite a while that actually fullfilled its purpose and made me laugh xD

there is no widowed option on Facebook?

kaylascool 0

haha awh. be careful(:

Are you still alive?

there is no widowed option on Facebook?

Um, yes there is. I just checked. Do I need to screen shot and upload to photobucket? o_O

73, aka The Bomb

Score one more for Toxi! , Also, "there isn't a widowed option on Facebook" is not a question. It's annoying when people end every sentence with a question mark? Like this? So you subconsiously hear an upward inflection in their voice at the end of every sentence?

RedPillSucks 33

Maybe that's the way they speak? I think it's called Valley speak?

Family Guy already did it.

Yeah, I dunno what she was thinking? AW dammit now I'm doing it! Also: vikingunicorn = Buzz Killington today ._.

is that a Dali painting?

HeyLookOverThere 3

Exit liiiiight, enter niiiight

Ascalon 2

LOOOL. The first FML of the night that I actually laughed at. XD

eganbull 1

lmao. this really made me chuckle. RIP OP.