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Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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I agree RUN!

that is pretty funny...

Ask her about it, over the phone a safe distance away from her.

Wife: Hello? OP: Uhh, hey honey... I was on facebook and couldn't help noticing that your relationship status is, uh, "widowed"? Wife: Turn around. OP: Wha- OH SHIT- NOOOOO.... Wife: *Hangs up, dials operator* Yes, I need the number for Kevorkian Funeral Home, please...

^ win :'D

lol @ 19 but umm u dumb her befo she dumbs u

i would run...

dubstep87 0

facebook sucks gets A LIFE!

RedPillSucks 33

I think his wife is trying to make sure he doesn't

love your default pic dude! XD

not the gay anime one, the smith's one =]

Igor_g5 0

Watch your back.

Simplyjulie 0

Lmfao wth.. Sry OP! talk to her about it.

fartstar 0

My ex called herself an internet-widow because I spent so much time on the computer. I was earning a degree in programming.

run man run!