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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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Pistolaro 0
I agree RUN!
city147 0
that is pretty funny...
tygerarmy 35
Ask her about it, over the phone a safe distance away from her.
shananigans 0
Wife: Hello? OP: Uhh, hey honey... I was on facebook and couldn't help noticing that your relationship status is, uh, "widowed"? Wife: Turn around. OP: Wha- OH SHIT- NOOOOO.... Wife: *Hangs up, dials operator* Yes, I need the number for Kevorkian Funeral Home, please...
LilAfo 4
^ win :'D
umkay 0
lol @ 19 but umm u dumb her befo she dumbs u
dayennem 0
i would run...
dubstep87 0
facebook sucks gets A LIFE!
RedPillSucks 33
I think his wife is trying to make sure he doesn't
ivan_opinion 0
love your default pic dude! XD
ivan_opinion 0
not the gay anime one, the smith's one =]
Igor_g5 0
Watch your back.
Simplyjulie 0
Lmfao wth.. Sry OP! talk to her about it.
fartstar 0
My ex called herself an internet-widow because I spent so much time on the computer. I was earning a degree in programming.
ScootrtGeek 0
run man run!