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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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don't go down without a fight lol

sleep in a different room and set up a claymore or small mine field in front of the door HAHA!

front towards enemy |the kid|

iloveTheMiz 0

That made me laugh soo ****** hard! :D

libras_optimism 7

This made my day LOL!! ♥ I would watch out OP if I were you...

u betterr startt runingg...Orr atleastt justt askherr whyy shee did thatt..and if she sayss holdd upp and leavess, just startt runningg..

bahahaha I'm scared for u:////

run ****** run!!!!

xshadyshadow 0

Lmao, my ALL time favorite!

hahaha I'm scared for u

lcfr822 0

Pre-emptive strike buddy!